dear pulling it out and shaking it diary,
when i eat something i like, or even put something in my mouth that i enjoy, i am all on that shit. all on it. i enjoy things in my mouth and i am not going to lie about it. chewing on chewy stuff, sucking on smooth things, the taste of sweet goodness exploding in my mouth, yeah, ima sucker for some of the tasty goodies in life. but every once in a while i tend to make my fair share of messes. whoop there it went- down my shirt and into my bra. there is only one way to fix it too, really, there is only one way. you gotta pull the bra away from your body and shake the bitch out AND if that don't work, SOMETIMES you have to blow the crumbs out. i hate hairs in my shirt too. seems like there is always one there. i can stick my hand up my shirt and pull one out any damn time you want. i have such long pieces of hair- they curl up around everydamnthing. once a hair got stuck around my nipple and i almost died. i wasn't blowing that bitch off. i had to pull over and damn near surgically remove that sucker.
when i eat something i like, or even put something in my mouth that i enjoy, i am all on that shit. all on it. i enjoy things in my mouth and i am not going to lie about it. chewing on chewy stuff, sucking on smooth things, the taste of sweet goodness exploding in my mouth, yeah, ima sucker for some of the tasty goodies in life. but every once in a while i tend to make my fair share of messes. whoop there it went- down my shirt and into my bra. there is only one way to fix it too, really, there is only one way. you gotta pull the bra away from your body and shake the bitch out AND if that don't work, SOMETIMES you have to blow the crumbs out. i hate hairs in my shirt too. seems like there is always one there. i can stick my hand up my shirt and pull one out any damn time you want. i have such long pieces of hair- they curl up around everydamnthing. once a hair got stuck around my nipple and i almost died. i wasn't blowing that bitch off. i had to pull over and damn near surgically remove that sucker.