dear thumbing it diary,
downtime in the bathtub again waiting on my hair- prolly the most boring time of my day. i started thumbing around down there and found that if you press real hard in the center of the upside down triangle- you can get a set of balls- i guess by the way i got it shaved out right now. that amused me for a minute or two- just thinking abOut where i would put the big penis. but you and i both know, had i have been blessed with one of those outfits- it would have been just like the big hero's- a nice looking package- but a bum deal- tinker toy small. i could NOT have dealt with that shit. i am so glad i got the hot pocket. it is fun to think about though, i would slam a bitch if i had a hot rod. i'd bend a bitch over and just fuck her dry. you know that is what they all want every once in a while. at least i do. except when i am in the bathtub. then i like to get out wetter than i got in. like today. duh.
downtime in the bathtub again waiting on my hair- prolly the most boring time of my day. i started thumbing around down there and found that if you press real hard in the center of the upside down triangle- you can get a set of balls- i guess by the way i got it shaved out right now. that amused me for a minute or two- just thinking abOut where i would put the big penis. but you and i both know, had i have been blessed with one of those outfits- it would have been just like the big hero's- a nice looking package- but a bum deal- tinker toy small. i could NOT have dealt with that shit. i am so glad i got the hot pocket. it is fun to think about though, i would slam a bitch if i had a hot rod. i'd bend a bitch over and just fuck her dry. you know that is what they all want every once in a while. at least i do. except when i am in the bathtub. then i like to get out wetter than i got in. like today. duh.