dear piss me off diary,
i thought it was my armpit stinking, cuz i smelled at the one and it kinda stunk, i thought, so i figured i skipped gooooing the one down with the anti stink shit like i sometimes do. i get distracted between arms every so often and i'll forget to do the other arm and well- there you go- onion time at one of the pit stops. i have no excuse either because i've done this my whole life. after my lovely bath, here i am, stuck in the onions again. IT AIN'T ME. NO. NO. NO. IT AIN'T ME BABE. IT AIN'T ME SMELLIN LIKE A WHORE... BABE.
i thought it was my armpit stinking, cuz i smelled at the one and it kinda stunk, i thought, so i figured i skipped gooooing the one down with the anti stink shit like i sometimes do. i get distracted between arms every so often and i'll forget to do the other arm and well- there you go- onion time at one of the pit stops. i have no excuse either because i've done this my whole life. after my lovely bath, here i am, stuck in the onions again. IT AIN'T ME. NO. NO. NO. IT AIN'T ME BABE. IT AIN'T ME SMELLIN LIKE A WHORE... BABE.