June 9, 2011

bookin on orbitz

dear quitting is easy diary,

turn off console. TURN IT OFF. i can not believe i have been up all day. since 1:30 anyway. the reality of the situation, i am tired and need a fucking nap. damn. but i ain't going to bed just yet. i feel the need to stay up. i meant to sleep earlier, but i found a bruise on my hand where the grump bit me. you know, if a forensic scientist examined the bruising on my body and scaring, he (or she) would come to the wrong conclusions. i have not been savagely attacked by wild animals while on a safari. these markings are from my domesticated animals i keep in my home, and a few from my life partner, the unibomber, and a couple from cooking and self injuries sustained from minor accidents around the house. but most of the recent things are from the grump and the snake. those two have put  me through hell the last couple of weeks. i don't want people to think i am beat on, or that i beat on my animals, but if any snake OR DOG deserves an ass whoopin- hum, i know which ones it would be.