dear loud ass chirping ass birds diary,
i am sure to this date, i have never yelled at a bird before, until this date, but i couldn't take it anymore and i told it to shut the FUCK up and it didn't. omfg it kept right on making the SAME twerping noise in the same tone and everything- didn't even change a pitch and then when it did, i'll be damned if another bird didnt TAKE OVER and chirp for its fucking ass in a slightly higher, WORSE pitch. i shut my window and everything- did no good- it was coming in the UNIBOMBER'S window- who of course DIDN'T HEAR A THING. it gave me a headache is what it did. i fucking HATE birds. they might as well have come with horns installed verses chirpers. old people like birds, i know. when i get old, i will not be one of those people that fawn over the birds. oh hail to the fuck no. i will remember what they have put me through, i don't soon forget these type things. fucking little dick hero birds out here just trying to get noticed. they need to twerp in some other whore's yard.
i am sure to this date, i have never yelled at a bird before, until this date, but i couldn't take it anymore and i told it to shut the FUCK up and it didn't. omfg it kept right on making the SAME twerping noise in the same tone and everything- didn't even change a pitch and then when it did, i'll be damned if another bird didnt TAKE OVER and chirp for its fucking ass in a slightly higher, WORSE pitch. i shut my window and everything- did no good- it was coming in the UNIBOMBER'S window- who of course DIDN'T HEAR A THING. it gave me a headache is what it did. i fucking HATE birds. they might as well have come with horns installed verses chirpers. old people like birds, i know. when i get old, i will not be one of those people that fawn over the birds. oh hail to the fuck no. i will remember what they have put me through, i don't soon forget these type things. fucking little dick hero birds out here just trying to get noticed. they need to twerp in some other whore's yard.