dear virgin whore diary,
yep. busy day in the old anniversary book today, i'll tell you what. i lost my virginity twenty four years ago on this busy day and it sucked. my first boyfriend sucked and he is on facebook (not that i looked) and if i wasn't so embarrassed i would go copy his criminal ass picture havin ass and put it right up on my post here- but i would die if you all seen the creep i was so whooped on and cried over like a dumbass. and he fucked all my friends. and he let all his friends watch him fuck me. ain't that some shit. then he said i gave head like a wet washrag. omg. after i made him wait a year. can you believe that shit? then he got married to a black lady and they named their baby the same name i picked out for our baby. AND my first baby came out looking JUST like my first boyfriend and we hadn't had sex in six years (but he shore don't be looking like him now thank you Jesus in the sky) he lives in florida- it says on his thing. he can stay down there with my second boyfriend. i like him though. hey, i still like my first boyfriend too- the piece of shit. i saw him in 1994 right before i had prince harry. he was all trying to get some pregnant booty. he said, "i'm the one that made you a woman," all proud and shit. i looked at him and said, "naw, you the one sent me back to school to stop messin with the washrags."
yep. busy day in the old anniversary book today, i'll tell you what. i lost my virginity twenty four years ago on this busy day and it sucked. my first boyfriend sucked and he is on facebook (not that i looked) and if i wasn't so embarrassed i would go copy his criminal ass picture havin ass and put it right up on my post here- but i would die if you all seen the creep i was so whooped on and cried over like a dumbass. and he fucked all my friends. and he let all his friends watch him fuck me. ain't that some shit. then he said i gave head like a wet washrag. omg. after i made him wait a year. can you believe that shit? then he got married to a black lady and they named their baby the same name i picked out for our baby. AND my first baby came out looking JUST like my first boyfriend and we hadn't had sex in six years (but he shore don't be looking like him now thank you Jesus in the sky) he lives in florida- it says on his thing. he can stay down there with my second boyfriend. i like him though. hey, i still like my first boyfriend too- the piece of shit. i saw him in 1994 right before i had prince harry. he was all trying to get some pregnant booty. he said, "i'm the one that made you a woman," all proud and shit. i looked at him and said, "naw, you the one sent me back to school to stop messin with the washrags."
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| i couldn't resist. i figured he's no worse than the hero afterall- prolly better- for sure bigger. |