dear i thought way wrong diary,
i figured a good old fashioned nap would cure my jammed up thumb for some reason and what i am sayin is, it didn't. i hope i don't have to get used to this or i will have it chopped of and send it to some one's house in an unmarked envelope from another fucking state. how's that for some tricky. i'm super tricky. all i know is- it couldn't hurt much worse if someone did chop it off, so i am thinking why not get a little joy out of it. the thing is though, another thumb wont grow back and i kindof like painting its nail all the time. so i dunno- i might keep it for a while longer. i feel like a hamsalad sammich. doesn't that sound strangely wonderful? ima eat that in a minute i think. it has been a long time since i been had one of those.
i figured a good old fashioned nap would cure my jammed up thumb for some reason and what i am sayin is, it didn't. i hope i don't have to get used to this or i will have it chopped of and send it to some one's house in an unmarked envelope from another fucking state. how's that for some tricky. i'm super tricky. all i know is- it couldn't hurt much worse if someone did chop it off, so i am thinking why not get a little joy out of it. the thing is though, another thumb wont grow back and i kindof like painting its nail all the time. so i dunno- i might keep it for a while longer. i feel like a hamsalad sammich. doesn't that sound strangely wonderful? ima eat that in a minute i think. it has been a long time since i been had one of those.