dear every post diary,
i cunt hailp but notice on every post, except one, someone has marked "fuck my ass" again. that makes me happy in some demented weigh. i dunno why, butt it does. and i could never host a cooking blog because i eat out entirely too much to do something like that. here is everything i know in a cigarette butt. my secret to a perfect rump roast for instance- burn the bitch on every side before you roast it in the oven and always un-net a pork roast before putting one in a crock pot and when using the crockpot for beef roasts- use canned beef broth instead of water. add a little sugar to everything you add salt to- and if you need a gravy lesson- let me know. fuck my ass though. who knew that would be the most popular box. i couldn't decide between 'fuck my ass' and 'fuck my face' and now i am so happy i chose 'fuck my ass.' and if i may further add, the pie i made and was so damn proud of FUCKED DONKEY ASS, it was nasty, but my poor dad ate it. however, the scalloped corn was phenomenal and the steaks beyond belief so the pie can just FUCK MY ASS.
i cunt hailp but notice on every post, except one, someone has marked "fuck my ass" again. that makes me happy in some demented weigh. i dunno why, butt it does. and i could never host a cooking blog because i eat out entirely too much to do something like that. here is everything i know in a cigarette butt. my secret to a perfect rump roast for instance- burn the bitch on every side before you roast it in the oven and always un-net a pork roast before putting one in a crock pot and when using the crockpot for beef roasts- use canned beef broth instead of water. add a little sugar to everything you add salt to- and if you need a gravy lesson- let me know. fuck my ass though. who knew that would be the most popular box. i couldn't decide between 'fuck my ass' and 'fuck my face' and now i am so happy i chose 'fuck my ass.' and if i may further add, the pie i made and was so damn proud of FUCKED DONKEY ASS, it was nasty, but my poor dad ate it. however, the scalloped corn was phenomenal and the steaks beyond belief so the pie can just FUCK MY ASS.