dear hot and clean diary,
finally i did what every whore should once a week at least, i bathed my self in the appropriate manner, and shaved my legs again before the seaweed reappeared. i like my new fusion razor with four blades. i don't much care for women's razors and never have. i like to chop the shit off and be done. i am not a sissy and into the glamour of things, especially shaving. i don't use baby powder down there either for crying out loud, but guess who does, i cant even bring myself to type it. the visual of cuntface sprinkling it on him is too much for me at the moment, so i'll let you determine who i am referring to. i will tell you though, it has caused a stipulation in my contracts for new customers. paragraph six: line nine states; i can not do oral if there is even the remote smell of baby powder. it makes me want to throw up.
finally i did what every whore should once a week at least, i bathed my self in the appropriate manner, and shaved my legs again before the seaweed reappeared. i like my new fusion razor with four blades. i don't much care for women's razors and never have. i like to chop the shit off and be done. i am not a sissy and into the glamour of things, especially shaving. i don't use baby powder down there either for crying out loud, but guess who does, i cant even bring myself to type it. the visual of cuntface sprinkling it on him is too much for me at the moment, so i'll let you determine who i am referring to. i will tell you though, it has caused a stipulation in my contracts for new customers. paragraph six: line nine states; i can not do oral if there is even the remote smell of baby powder. it makes me want to throw up.