dear ten little piggy nails diary,
now that i have ten little perfect piggy nails, i will prolly wake up in the morning and freak out cuz they are so pretty. it was such a good day yesterday. i love thursdays. my bath water was so strong and fierce last night, my toes curled up and one got a massive cramp. then the tub over flowed. then the grump started howling. then i started laughing. then i gave up. what happened between then and then was enough anyway- enough for ten bitches- trust me. sometimes i don't need to be finished to be done- that's how good it is. and that's how it was. now next time around ima explode and prolly just bust. i got that shit figured out to a science, especially after waiting so long to take care of the business. now if i can only get the unibomber to leave again for another ten minutes. damnit.
now that i have ten little perfect piggy nails, i will prolly wake up in the morning and freak out cuz they are so pretty. it was such a good day yesterday. i love thursdays. my bath water was so strong and fierce last night, my toes curled up and one got a massive cramp. then the tub over flowed. then the grump started howling. then i started laughing. then i gave up. what happened between then and then was enough anyway- enough for ten bitches- trust me. sometimes i don't need to be finished to be done- that's how good it is. and that's how it was. now next time around ima explode and prolly just bust. i got that shit figured out to a science, especially after waiting so long to take care of the business. now if i can only get the unibomber to leave again for another ten minutes. damnit.