dear belly noises diary,
my stomach woke me up. i thought to myself, "wow how freaky is that shit." it doesn't hurt or anything- it just made a supreme obnoxious loud noise that really was an eye opener. it ain't gunna hurt me to get up for the second time today. my alarm was gettin ready to cock-a-doodle doo anyway. i just hope that doesn't mean ima have to take a massive surprise shit later when i least expect it. that would literally blow ass while retrieving my cow. oh my goodness you guys, i just realized the unibomber wasn't lying. he usually doesn't lie, per say, but he does have this way of slanting things to where he believes various incidents to be happening to him, when in reality they are not, or not actually happening as much as he'd like to think that they are. i don't want to say he is paranoid, but really, there is no other word to describe the issues he has 85% of the time, but this time i dunno, i could be wrong. THE BIRDS REALLY ARE SHITTING ON HIS TRUCK EVERYDAY. i didn't believe him, but i am looking at it for myself. ima go wake him up and tell him he ain't going crazy nuts in the head like i been telling him.
my stomach woke me up. i thought to myself, "wow how freaky is that shit." it doesn't hurt or anything- it just made a supreme obnoxious loud noise that really was an eye opener. it ain't gunna hurt me to get up for the second time today. my alarm was gettin ready to cock-a-doodle doo anyway. i just hope that doesn't mean ima have to take a massive surprise shit later when i least expect it. that would literally blow ass while retrieving my cow. oh my goodness you guys, i just realized the unibomber wasn't lying. he usually doesn't lie, per say, but he does have this way of slanting things to where he believes various incidents to be happening to him, when in reality they are not, or not actually happening as much as he'd like to think that they are. i don't want to say he is paranoid, but really, there is no other word to describe the issues he has 85% of the time, but this time i dunno, i could be wrong. THE BIRDS REALLY ARE SHITTING ON HIS TRUCK EVERYDAY. i didn't believe him, but i am looking at it for myself. ima go wake him up and tell him he ain't going crazy nuts in the head like i been telling him.