dear pink ribbons and green heart stickers diary,
and if you come over to my house with a PINK RIBBON on your bike from say- a POKER RUN- or a GREEN HEART stuck on your mirror, ima cut the ribbon OFF and peel the sticker OFF the mirror and mail the sticker back to your residence a few months later from CALIFORNIA on a CHRISTMAS CARD after i've made an appearance on national tv IN YOUR SHIRT prolly. or maybe not.