July 6, 2011

empty nest and floppy breast

dear i am bored here diary,

in my bed tonight the festivities are dull. nothing happening here yet. i thought there would be something going on by now- but no such luck. i gave away all my perfume tonight. yup. sure did. all except my favorite kind i could never get rid of. every single kind the hero loved i shipped off in a box i stole from harry's room. he will be pissed off to find out he is down a box, but i was done with the perfume and needed something to transport it in. i couldn't wear it and i couldn't smell it either- so i had to give it to someone i don't smell alot. my cupboards are empty now and i don't miss anything that is gone. whores have a natural smell about them and i like my smell down there enough to just dab it all over sometimes when i go out camping. it keeps the bugs and trolls off.