dear amazingly enough diary,
if there is one thing i never thought i'd be, it's looking forward to my dog's next shit. but i do now. he shit all day yesterday. but the most important shit to me is the first one of the day. i know how it feels to not be able to shit- especially when you're all hunched over and pushing and nothing comes out. so when you go piling days upon days upon days on there with no shitting, the poor grump just HAD to be miserable. so now when i see him shit in the morning, it gives me great relief for him. i just know it will be an awesome day. he's always loved to shit. i'm so glad i can help him accomplish that again with his diet change and medication IF he needs it again. maybe i ought to start liking mushrooms. mmm'kay, now that ain't gonna happen. i don't care how 'magic' they are.