dear there i go again diary,
trying to be all shakespearean or some shit. who do i think i am writing like that. that really pisses me off. YIKES. sorry hairy nipple girl. didn't mean to stir up your SHIT BAG. i dunno what made me do it- or that- or this. i'll try to do better. moving on, i haven't had a shower in nine months. it's true. since right before i almost got sentenced to the hard time in jail. i counted up on my fingers yesterday and again just now- it's been NINE whole months. i do believe that is an adult lifetime record. that is beautiful. i cant wait til i can say, "i haven't had a shower in a YEAR!" that's what i'm talking about.
trying to be all shakespearean or some shit. who do i think i am writing like that. that really pisses me off. YIKES. sorry hairy nipple girl. didn't mean to stir up your SHIT BAG. i dunno what made me do it- or that- or this. i'll try to do better. moving on, i haven't had a shower in nine months. it's true. since right before i almost got sentenced to the hard time in jail. i counted up on my fingers yesterday and again just now- it's been NINE whole months. i do believe that is an adult lifetime record. that is beautiful. i cant wait til i can say, "i haven't had a shower in a YEAR!" that's what i'm talking about.