dear my kid diary,
price harry woke the unibomber up taking a shower this morning. i was already awake because i had to let the pups out. the unibomber snapped into about 41,000 pieces. now my eye is twitching. then next i got in trouble for clearing my throat, but i was a bit dramatic about it- kinda going on and on and on for no reason. i dunno what made me do it- the kid in me i suppose. i wish i could have farted because ida done that too, just because ima start doing that more now i think. fuck the unibomber. becky has resumed her natural place in the bed again. the bitch gets up here and WONT go. so that means river (aka the grump) is officially 100% cured. and not a moment too soon. his last dose of antibiotics was this morning!