dear Stick your dick in the mashed potatoes diary,
iffin i had a dick, ida sure stuck it in the potatoes we had tonight. they were the best potatoes i have had in many many moons. of course, i cant have a penis, because i wasn't blessed with the extra unit. i had planned to give both dogs a bath tonight and instead i cleaned off my square cabinet. i put receipts away. i am heavily medicated for your protection, but when i eat banana pudding- the cream seems to counteract the most important ingredient. if i have to explain- you wont understand- so don't ever think about asking again. the time has nearly passed for this and that and anything other than what i thought otherwise, but i would like to look presentable for the events that may or may not happen in the future moments of the day tomorrow. i hate being thought of as bi-polar, but it's awesome. if i like you, i'll prolly kill you last cuz i survived shit creek without a paddle. God must love us stupid retarded people- he made so many.