dear my allergies diary,
i am sneezing already and usually this shit doesn't start until the end of september. the farmers are already starting their harvest this year- prolly the earliest harvest in 20 years. a few years ago, shit, them fuckers didn't get in all the crops before it got snow on them and they had to wait until february to finish harvest and turned right around and planted a month later again. that was awful that year. i felt bad because the weed crop suffered too. the potheads been doing pretty good this year though, prolly cuz i ain't smoking. rat bastards- don't you know it, as soon as i take my stocking hat out of the ring they want to get all organized and have the bestest year ever. in history. i have my feet propped up on the grump right now and he is not complaining- at all. how 'bout that. i am doing ankle exercises. in canada they promote foot exercises during commercial breaks. that's cute and a swell example of a public service announcement that is worthwhile. well, ima get this bitch spell checked and off to the publisher so i can drivel on to another topic.