dear hard thereafter diary,
i think after the act of sexual intercourse the male member should deflate and go away. i just think that's how it should work. it seems like it would make a woman feel like her job isn't finished when you get done with a good pounding and look over and see an ultra large glazed mr.big fat leg just laying at there looking at you. i have this 'friend' who has this problem and i just don't know what to say to her. my 'friend' says she isn't allowed to touch the enormous thing after they get done fucking either. it just sits there and that is what i think i would have the most trouble with. i could not just sit around and look at something THAT SIZE (my friend says it's THAT BIG) and NOT get SOME use out of it. i taught the unibomber to cover his damn thing up at least, to be considerate.