August 10, 2011

the tare on the scale

dear somebody said diary,

somebody told me i needed to get up today. so now i am a tiny bit awake. i ain't fully enough to stay awake for the whore day though, i can readily admit to that shit right now- plus my hair is really clean and doesn't even smell like my pillow yet. the unibomber and i had a tender moment that lasted for more than twelve point five seconds last night, but he is back to hating me this morning. i actually cuddled up to him to make the grump insanely jealous and now the grump is cuddling with the unibomber- all 125 pounds of him. as long as the unibomber feels special... he will keep his big fat mouth shut and it could turn out to be a decent safe day after all. LMAO. SHOUT OUT BRONCO!