dear 'i'll fuck her' diary,
i rolled through the gas station yesterday, in my pajama shorts and everything. would you know that my shorts were pajama shorts? oh maybe, but prolly not- they are just not shorts i'd wear to disneyland- not by choice anyway- but maybe i would. they are terrycloth shorts- green ones with rainbows all over them- and they are kinda short, but they are comfy and i sleep in them all the time and yesterday they got me a little extra attention at the filling station. i didn't getta hear it though and that is what the problem was- the one of the four hard up drunk fucks told my seventeen year old son after i went inside, "dude, i'll fuck her right in front of you," and my kid rolled down his window and spouted, "dude, that's my MOM!" so when i come out of the gas station i'm wondering why these four dudes are studying me like i am some kind of anomaly and they say bye to my son and left. when i got to hear the whole story i was kinda disappointed and i asked prince harry, "well, were any of them cute?" he said, "mom they were about my age and they were nasty. we need to find you an old fat guy like you like." my son- so wise- but he was sure quick to remind me how i can still 'pull in' a nasty drunk twenty-one year old.
i rolled through the gas station yesterday, in my pajama shorts and everything. would you know that my shorts were pajama shorts? oh maybe, but prolly not- they are just not shorts i'd wear to disneyland- not by choice anyway- but maybe i would. they are terrycloth shorts- green ones with rainbows all over them- and they are kinda short, but they are comfy and i sleep in them all the time and yesterday they got me a little extra attention at the filling station. i didn't getta hear it though and that is what the problem was- the one of the four hard up drunk fucks told my seventeen year old son after i went inside, "dude, i'll fuck her right in front of you," and my kid rolled down his window and spouted, "dude, that's my MOM!" so when i come out of the gas station i'm wondering why these four dudes are studying me like i am some kind of anomaly and they say bye to my son and left. when i got to hear the whole story i was kinda disappointed and i asked prince harry, "well, were any of them cute?" he said, "mom they were about my age and they were nasty. we need to find you an old fat guy like you like." my son- so wise- but he was sure quick to remind me how i can still 'pull in' a nasty drunk twenty-one year old.