dear staying in practice diary,
waking up in a home that does not smell like a zoo is quite the accomplishment and a step up in life. i believe i could get used to living like this. i would never feel like a monkey again if i didn't smell that horrible barn smell that floated around throughout my house like caged rhinoceros bedding upon first morning onset of consciousness. i vow to never let it be like that again- for as long as i live. i need to get the garbage out to the dumpster before it starts to stink next- i put the dead rat in there yesterday and i cant forget about it. after the living room carpet gets vacuumed and all the furniture gets put back where it goes, ima dig my little toes deep in the carpet and roll around with becky and show the snake what it's like to hang around with people who don't BITE at you.
waking up in a home that does not smell like a zoo is quite the accomplishment and a step up in life. i believe i could get used to living like this. i would never feel like a monkey again if i didn't smell that horrible barn smell that floated around throughout my house like caged rhinoceros bedding upon first morning onset of consciousness. i vow to never let it be like that again- for as long as i live. i need to get the garbage out to the dumpster before it starts to stink next- i put the dead rat in there yesterday and i cant forget about it. after the living room carpet gets vacuumed and all the furniture gets put back where it goes, ima dig my little toes deep in the carpet and roll around with becky and show the snake what it's like to hang around with people who don't BITE at you.