dear things in the oven diary,
lohan had a doctor appointment today and prince william gets his stitches out on monday. whew. i'll tell you. it wasn't this hard to be a parent when the little fucker was in my care and i had to wipe his ass all the time. i think now it's worse. so lohan had another ultrasound and praise Jesus in the sky- it's still a girl up in there. the baby's twat lips bud out like a big flower. they sure are funny looking. course i never got to see anything remotely like that in my ultrasound pictures of the boys- obviously- so it looks really weird to me. i am making lasagna now because i finally got to sleep for six hours. i had a three hour nap and then another three hour nap and i will be so ready for bed after dinner. i can hear the band playing at the football game. they practice every morning and on friday nights- they get down for the game. one of these friday nights ima go down there and watch. i just hate being around high school kids when i am clearly not a cheerleader anymore.
lohan had a doctor appointment today and prince william gets his stitches out on monday. whew. i'll tell you. it wasn't this hard to be a parent when the little fucker was in my care and i had to wipe his ass all the time. i think now it's worse. so lohan had another ultrasound and praise Jesus in the sky- it's still a girl up in there. the baby's twat lips bud out like a big flower. they sure are funny looking. course i never got to see anything remotely like that in my ultrasound pictures of the boys- obviously- so it looks really weird to me. i am making lasagna now because i finally got to sleep for six hours. i had a three hour nap and then another three hour nap and i will be so ready for bed after dinner. i can hear the band playing at the football game. they practice every morning and on friday nights- they get down for the game. one of these friday nights ima go down there and watch. i just hate being around high school kids when i am clearly not a cheerleader anymore.