dear finding what's right for you diary,
he leaves the room when i eat fritos. he says i chew them so loudly it bothers him. i say give me a whole bag and i shall carry them around and eat them all fucking day- stay away chicken chested unibomber- nobody wants you around here. go get your bone marrow tested- or something. i'm waitin on the little weenies to get done now- in the oven. i love little weenies wrapped in bagels. they really are a snack to behold. i have a small dish of cheese and sour cream and homemade catsup ready for dunking. i keep ambushing the dirty thoughts in my mind of the other kind of weenies i could have fun dunking in these side dishes by replacing them with my radical need for food before pleasure. i'm going to puke and die if i don't swallow something fast.
he leaves the room when i eat fritos. he says i chew them so loudly it bothers him. i say give me a whole bag and i shall carry them around and eat them all fucking day- stay away chicken chested unibomber- nobody wants you around here. go get your bone marrow tested- or something. i'm waitin on the little weenies to get done now- in the oven. i love little weenies wrapped in bagels. they really are a snack to behold. i have a small dish of cheese and sour cream and homemade catsup ready for dunking. i keep ambushing the dirty thoughts in my mind of the other kind of weenies i could have fun dunking in these side dishes by replacing them with my radical need for food before pleasure. i'm going to puke and die if i don't swallow something fast.