September 12, 2011

what is ONE more lover (just another slice of the pension pie?) TALLY UP

dear don't know about you diary,

if my husband cheated on me in the nights before we got married, that would be a deal breaker. yeah buddy. if my husband cheated on me within a WEEK after we were married, i would CALL IT OFF. yup. if my husband arranged to meet another woman on our anniversary, skippy, i would be hot as a bitch. if my husband had a tiny little weenie and thought he was "God's gift to women," i would tell my husband because it would be my duty as his wife. after all, i didn't marry my husband for his sexual capabilities, clearly- not this husband anyway. i married this husband for other reasons i have yet to figure out in divorce court.