dear now i lay me down to sweep diary,
goodnight oh keyboard of diary, for i am yawning with a full mouth. i knew it wouldn't be long because my whole jaw kept coming open over and over and over, but it wont close anymore now and my eyes are heavy and tearing. soon my sight will start crossing and visions will begin to appear and other bodily functions will begin to fail after that. then all at once i will be left in a complete catatonic state and i will drool all over my shirt and i just gotta go fast before it is too fucking late.
goodnight oh keyboard of diary, for i am yawning with a full mouth. i knew it wouldn't be long because my whole jaw kept coming open over and over and over, but it wont close anymore now and my eyes are heavy and tearing. soon my sight will start crossing and visions will begin to appear and other bodily functions will begin to fail after that. then all at once i will be left in a complete catatonic state and i will drool all over my shirt and i just gotta go fast before it is too fucking late.