November 23, 2011

if you have a dollar

dear buying the house next door diary,

it looks more like a home now than it did when the scum cunt lived there and i hate to be mean, but when the landlord came over and offered to sell us the house i screamed. i'd already joked how the unibomber already had a refrigerator in there and pictures on the walls. i think he might have a sleep over in the old pink room. it sure does look nice freshly painted a normal color again and the toilet, well, that came clean with rubber gloves, elbow grease, tilex, comet, a wire brush, and a face mask. i'm pretty fucking lucky these days. i better go play my new old phone number again on pick 4. maybe you should too.