dear outside key diary,
i don't keep an outside key around my house. if i get locked out, i go over to my dad's house and get his key and use it. but i just haven't locked myself out lately, for a long time actually, so hopefully that part of my life is behind me. a giant leap of faith is what you must take to think things will always work out perfectly, but this is close enough for now. the departed are defenseless and i suppose that is why we're supposed to keep from speaking ill of them, but i do so admire sentiment. if you take it and call it even, then you'll think you wont owe me anything, but i'm not after your money. waste not want not. good business is what i will bring you on the days you have nothing to do.
i don't keep an outside key around my house. if i get locked out, i go over to my dad's house and get his key and use it. but i just haven't locked myself out lately, for a long time actually, so hopefully that part of my life is behind me. a giant leap of faith is what you must take to think things will always work out perfectly, but this is close enough for now. the departed are defenseless and i suppose that is why we're supposed to keep from speaking ill of them, but i do so admire sentiment. if you take it and call it even, then you'll think you wont owe me anything, but i'm not after your money. waste not want not. good business is what i will bring you on the days you have nothing to do.