dear friends in jail diary,
i have two friends in jail right now, ima call them 'crank' and 'lady shocker' and they are doing ten days each in another state for little dumbass charge they came home with last summer. lady shocker has never even had a speeding ticket so this is all new to her and i spent some time with her before she left. i have been thinking about her all day today, wondering how she is doing and i realized about dinnertime, i haven't thought about crank once. so, i called kyle, and kyle is his real name, SHOUTOUT KYLE, and kyle let me talk to lady shocker. those little tough small town county jails are cool after hours. she and crank get to eat dinner together every night. lady shocker is doing all right but she said she sure could use some air mail and hair conditioner.
i have two friends in jail right now, ima call them 'crank' and 'lady shocker' and they are doing ten days each in another state for little dumbass charge they came home with last summer. lady shocker has never even had a speeding ticket so this is all new to her and i spent some time with her before she left. i have been thinking about her all day today, wondering how she is doing and i realized about dinnertime, i haven't thought about crank once. so, i called kyle, and kyle is his real name, SHOUTOUT KYLE, and kyle let me talk to lady shocker. those little tough small town county jails are cool after hours. she and crank get to eat dinner together every night. lady shocker is doing all right but she said she sure could use some air mail and hair conditioner.