January 12, 2012

uuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggghhhh

dear hair in my bra diary,

again. i have the same problem. the exact very same problem i just fixed. it took me two times to get it right and now i have to go all through the process again and it is not a simple method i use to alleviate the issue again re-presenting at the current time. ima need at least 20 yards, of duck tape i am talking about and prolly two hours and a bright light. then i will need the patience of four monks to sit through the painstaking effort of plucking the cups of my bra. i wish i had an illegal immigrant to de-hair my bra every night before bed. my boobs itched all day and finally i looked down my shit and saw a thousand eyelashes poking me. i took that fucker off and i haven't itched once since. omfg.