dear donit suck you can't flag my blog diary,
doesn't it freak you out that these postings keep appearing like from nowhere and shit? it does me. sometimes i read them myself and i am like, "holy fucking batshit- this bitch is crazy as fuck," and then it hits me- oh fuck- i wrote that shit. what the fuck was i on that day? NOTHING. that is what's even worse. i can't even look and read it and go, "oh yeah- man that was some good ass weed that day man," because the ratbastards took that from me. really, it was my choice, i don't think ima get dropped on conditional court supervision discharge or what the fuckever i am on, but you just never know. little cuntface bitch got me convicted on some shit i didn't do in the first place- so anymotherfuckingthing is possible. actually i am proud of my newest conviction, i think its fucking hilarious. when i tell you what i got convicted of- you just cant help but laugh. honestly- it is the first thing i tell people when i introduce myself now. "hello, i am a whore, and i got convicted of violating an order of protection a fireman has against me. i am a bad ass bitch." it is a real conversation starter. a fireman- someone who runs into burning buildings- is scared of me. then when you start filling them in with the specific details of my case- nobody believes me. i have to get out the papers. then the pictures. then the transcripts. there will be a movie made- i promise. the shit is way tooooo fucking good for hollywood to pass up.
doesn't it freak you out that these postings keep appearing like from nowhere and shit? it does me. sometimes i read them myself and i am like, "holy fucking batshit- this bitch is crazy as fuck," and then it hits me- oh fuck- i wrote that shit. what the fuck was i on that day? NOTHING. that is what's even worse. i can't even look and read it and go, "oh yeah- man that was some good ass weed that day man," because the ratbastards took that from me. really, it was my choice, i don't think ima get dropped on conditional court supervision discharge or what the fuckever i am on, but you just never know. little cuntface bitch got me convicted on some shit i didn't do in the first place- so anymotherfuckingthing is possible. actually i am proud of my newest conviction, i think its fucking hilarious. when i tell you what i got convicted of- you just cant help but laugh. honestly- it is the first thing i tell people when i introduce myself now. "hello, i am a whore, and i got convicted of violating an order of protection a fireman has against me. i am a bad ass bitch." it is a real conversation starter. a fireman- someone who runs into burning buildings- is scared of me. then when you start filling them in with the specific details of my case- nobody believes me. i have to get out the papers. then the pictures. then the transcripts. there will be a movie made- i promise. the shit is way tooooo fucking good for hollywood to pass up.
