dear people lie and some go batshit diary,
i feel so much better now. why don't you join me. at the hips- if you want to. i'm just kidding. we took a vote. and i am just kidding. really. why did you back in? i couldn't tell. rachel seems different in allot of ways. distant. like i fucked her man- stole her best friend- killed her dog. something. and they made me sit next to her. i was excited to see her too- i dunno- i am sure they'll say it was in my head- and maybe it was- fuck who knows. who cares. ain't no sweat off my balls- even if i had any- i am telling you- they would not be perspiring- at all. now who wants to go batshit- that was the latest request- i think i'm up for that- i'd love to give it my best. pants on or pants off? or am i way off base? oh shit i might have just got some egg- all over my face.
i feel so much better now. why don't you join me. at the hips- if you want to. i'm just kidding. we took a vote. and i am just kidding. really. why did you back in? i couldn't tell. rachel seems different in allot of ways. distant. like i fucked her man- stole her best friend- killed her dog. something. and they made me sit next to her. i was excited to see her too- i dunno- i am sure they'll say it was in my head- and maybe it was- fuck who knows. who cares. ain't no sweat off my balls- even if i had any- i am telling you- they would not be perspiring- at all. now who wants to go batshit- that was the latest request- i think i'm up for that- i'd love to give it my best. pants on or pants off? or am i way off base? oh shit i might have just got some egg- all over my face.
