dear smelling things diary,
my hands stink. and i can't quit smelling them. it is the strangest of smells, sweet- yet sour and rotten. what could it be? i've been petting the grump, but leaning over- he doesn't smell like that. i put my hand in my crotch- and smell it again- but it's not any stronger- thank God. it doesn't seem like i have been anywhere to transfer such an odor to my hands- mainly my right hand- so what is the deal? yes, my left hand is free of the smell completely- i just got a clear sniff. that leads me to believe- since i am right handed- it is going to be located somewhere to the right of my body. i just checked my crotch again with my left hand to be sure- it is definitely not my crotch. and we all knew it wouldn't be because my pussy area is not to the right of my body, plus i already checked it. oh but my hand stinks. not like a pussy tho- so i dunno why i even checked there in the first place. it was just a thought i suppose. the only thing left to do is get up and wash my hands- both of them- even the one that isn't stinking yet. i cant seem to adjust to the smell of the one that is. it's simply horrible. if i could stop bringing it up to my nose to see if it was still smelling- that would prolly help- but again- here it comes now- and it does still smell. i wish i knew what i had stuck my hand into.
my hands stink. and i can't quit smelling them. it is the strangest of smells, sweet- yet sour and rotten. what could it be? i've been petting the grump, but leaning over- he doesn't smell like that. i put my hand in my crotch- and smell it again- but it's not any stronger- thank God. it doesn't seem like i have been anywhere to transfer such an odor to my hands- mainly my right hand- so what is the deal? yes, my left hand is free of the smell completely- i just got a clear sniff. that leads me to believe- since i am right handed- it is going to be located somewhere to the right of my body. i just checked my crotch again with my left hand to be sure- it is definitely not my crotch. and we all knew it wouldn't be because my pussy area is not to the right of my body, plus i already checked it. oh but my hand stinks. not like a pussy tho- so i dunno why i even checked there in the first place. it was just a thought i suppose. the only thing left to do is get up and wash my hands- both of them- even the one that isn't stinking yet. i cant seem to adjust to the smell of the one that is. it's simply horrible. if i could stop bringing it up to my nose to see if it was still smelling- that would prolly help- but again- here it comes now- and it does still smell. i wish i knew what i had stuck my hand into.
