February 24, 2011

scratchin my ear

dear every time i lay down diary,

all the liquid in my brain- my brain water- leaks to the side of my head that is down towards the bed and it makes my ear itch. oh and tonite- we were all talking at work and it turns out i am not the only one who gets shooting pains in their toe- that shoots up to their pussy. them fuckers will double you over- it is beyond a tickle, but they make me laugh. i never knew anyone else this happened to. but seriously- my brain fluid. i have allot. it is swishy up there. a qtip will not reach the itch- it is somewhere in between the back of my ear and the back of my throat. so i use my tongue and a qtip- but i still cant reach it. beating the side of my head doesn't work either- believe me i have tried. i think the beatings have maid me smarter tho.