dear dead presidents diary,
it was so nice of you to claim your place in history and allow us to have the day off to meditate. i for one had the best dream ever- full of relaxation and colors rarely ever seen or felt in my dreams. my left hand is itching like mad- fucking mad. we need more holiday's in march. i have my own personal few, but the public needs more than st. patrick's day. we need a holiday where the mail doesn't go and the kids are out of school. march is a long month- in the 31 club. i know spring starts in march- on destiny's birthday- SHOUT OUT DESTINY- and usually the tulips start pokin through- i love my black tulips- you got cuntface's birthday- SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE- and the city employee's birthday- SHOUT DOWN CITY EMPLOYEE- and tt's birthday- SHOUT OUT 'TT'- and my brother's ex 'dks' SHOUT OUT DKS- who i miss and love very much even still. ooh i just remembered i have a salad in the fridge. oh my- SHOUT OUT TO THE SALAD IN MY FRIDGE.
it was so nice of you to claim your place in history and allow us to have the day off to meditate. i for one had the best dream ever- full of relaxation and colors rarely ever seen or felt in my dreams. my left hand is itching like mad- fucking mad. we need more holiday's in march. i have my own personal few, but the public needs more than st. patrick's day. we need a holiday where the mail doesn't go and the kids are out of school. march is a long month- in the 31 club. i know spring starts in march- on destiny's birthday- SHOUT OUT DESTINY- and usually the tulips start pokin through- i love my black tulips- you got cuntface's birthday- SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE- and the city employee's birthday- SHOUT DOWN CITY EMPLOYEE- and tt's birthday- SHOUT OUT 'TT'- and my brother's ex 'dks' SHOUT OUT DKS- who i miss and love very much even still. ooh i just remembered i have a salad in the fridge. oh my- SHOUT OUT TO THE SALAD IN MY FRIDGE.
