dear into the mud again diary,
i am about sick of the back yard. i am about ready to have a tennis court installed back there and let the dogs out on that- or some astroturf- something. a tennis court would be nice. the grump likes to skin tennis balls- and he is so good at it- he can make one bald in about 35 minutes and he wont hurt the ball. he is so gifted. they bring in about half the back yard when they come tho- it kills me. i have eight giant paws to dig out when they come back in. his are generally worse. i get the feeling he fills his paws up with as much mud as he possibly can sometimes, like, "i'll show this dumb bitch right here," and grabs four paw fulls on his way in. i mean come on- grass and weeds and everything? and then sit there with a big cheesy smile and tail waggin while i am bitching digging it all out. while becky is behind me watching and laughing. if i don't clean his feet- he will go jump right in my bed and do it himself and be so damn proud. MAN DOG.
i am about sick of the back yard. i am about ready to have a tennis court installed back there and let the dogs out on that- or some astroturf- something. a tennis court would be nice. the grump likes to skin tennis balls- and he is so good at it- he can make one bald in about 35 minutes and he wont hurt the ball. he is so gifted. they bring in about half the back yard when they come tho- it kills me. i have eight giant paws to dig out when they come back in. his are generally worse. i get the feeling he fills his paws up with as much mud as he possibly can sometimes, like, "i'll show this dumb bitch right here," and grabs four paw fulls on his way in. i mean come on- grass and weeds and everything? and then sit there with a big cheesy smile and tail waggin while i am bitching digging it all out. while becky is behind me watching and laughing. if i don't clean his feet- he will go jump right in my bed and do it himself and be so damn proud. MAN DOG.
