May 26, 2011

cheese please

dear pizza girl diary,

when i was 17 and delivered pizzas, i made more tips than any of the other drivers and always had a car full of people and loud music for the delivery. i got in trouble sometimes, but i was a girl and i told them that, and showed my boss all my tips- which were usually double what the guys would net. we had so much fun taking pizzas all over town, my friends and i, that was NOT a job. it was a rolling party. sometimes people would ask me to run to the gas station for cigarettes and even beer. because i had my friends with me, we could always accommodate- thus raking in the much bigger tips. i loved wearing my short mini skirts and doing my hair and playing my part just right. being 17 was a great age to deliver pizzas. i wish i could have stayed 17 just a little bit longer- plus gas wasn't but $1.04 a gallon. i'd still deliver pizzas prolly- or at least have them delivered more.