dear mirrors that can record diary,
ima invent the damn DVRM here in my house sos i set my mirrors to record at certain times of the day when i am gone and them bitches will just reflect back to me the goings on round here. cuz i know there is some funkified shit goin on i don't know about and ima find out what it is and then ima know. see what i'm sayin? i am sick of this shit. my people get by with all kinds of the dumbshit and i am tired of living like this. people do act different when they think you ain't watching them. i know cuz i am a people watching mother fucker. i like to watch people in secret. people crack me up. especially when they eat and argue. ain't nothing better than a couple arguin while they eatin though- now that really is the best. i like it when the food starts flyin off the table and out of their mouth. it's on. bitch will start swinging a chicken finger- you know that's the real shit right there.
ima invent the damn DVRM here in my house sos i set my mirrors to record at certain times of the day when i am gone and them bitches will just reflect back to me the goings on round here. cuz i know there is some funkified shit goin on i don't know about and ima find out what it is and then ima know. see what i'm sayin? i am sick of this shit. my people get by with all kinds of the dumbshit and i am tired of living like this. people do act different when they think you ain't watching them. i know cuz i am a people watching mother fucker. i like to watch people in secret. people crack me up. especially when they eat and argue. ain't nothing better than a couple arguin while they eatin though- now that really is the best. i like it when the food starts flyin off the table and out of their mouth. it's on. bitch will start swinging a chicken finger- you know that's the real shit right there.
