dear bra strap diary,
do me a favor. open wide and hammer down. i got a strap. ain't nothin funny about that. it holds ten. don't laugh. i only have two i know, for now, but one is all i need. i heard the bell ring in my basement. it ain't lunch time. i just ate a steak. get a strap. round one. who is coming out of which corner. everlast. got your strap? are you down? are you out? round two. i heard that bell again. it was my phone this time. hello? i cant hear you. wait.. i got my strap on. round two again. ding ding ding. it is a dragon attack. do me a favor. open wide and put your hammer away. you smashed my strap and now you clap?
do me a favor. open wide and hammer down. i got a strap. ain't nothin funny about that. it holds ten. don't laugh. i only have two i know, for now, but one is all i need. i heard the bell ring in my basement. it ain't lunch time. i just ate a steak. get a strap. round one. who is coming out of which corner. everlast. got your strap? are you down? are you out? round two. i heard that bell again. it was my phone this time. hello? i cant hear you. wait.. i got my strap on. round two again. ding ding ding. it is a dragon attack. do me a favor. open wide and put your hammer away. you smashed my strap and now you clap?
