dear hello kitty diary,
hello. where one life ends another continues and the people around the corner just had kittens too. we saved almost nine bucks this week and i really do not think that anyone over here knew the difference. the lady even THANKED ME for taking one and i told her if my 'friend' liked it- i'd come back tomorrow for another one. so fuck my friend aimee, SHOUT OUT AIMEE, and her 'special' kittens. i got better ones over here and everything else. a few years ago, i caught a possum in our back yard. it wasn't just any possum either. this was a big momma bitch possum and she had tiny baby possums stuck all over her fat ass possum body. she had them stuck to her ears, her mouth, her legs, tummy, tail, and ass. all down her back- were a rows of baby possums. i am only telling you this because knowing what i know now, today, because of AIMEE, i feel my snake would have really loved the taste of a baby possum. it prolly woulda been like calamari to her. so what i should have done, instead of trapping it under the galvanized yardwaste can and calling the wild roadside trapper guy, i should have clubbed the momma bitch and held her hostage and peeled off her babies one by one for special occasions.
hello. where one life ends another continues and the people around the corner just had kittens too. we saved almost nine bucks this week and i really do not think that anyone over here knew the difference. the lady even THANKED ME for taking one and i told her if my 'friend' liked it- i'd come back tomorrow for another one. so fuck my friend aimee, SHOUT OUT AIMEE, and her 'special' kittens. i got better ones over here and everything else. a few years ago, i caught a possum in our back yard. it wasn't just any possum either. this was a big momma bitch possum and she had tiny baby possums stuck all over her fat ass possum body. she had them stuck to her ears, her mouth, her legs, tummy, tail, and ass. all down her back- were a rows of baby possums. i am only telling you this because knowing what i know now, today, because of AIMEE, i feel my snake would have really loved the taste of a baby possum. it prolly woulda been like calamari to her. so what i should have done, instead of trapping it under the galvanized yardwaste can and calling the wild roadside trapper guy, i should have clubbed the momma bitch and held her hostage and peeled off her babies one by one for special occasions.
