June 2, 2011

TOTALLY out of ORDER

dear callous diary,

something tells me there will be BIG change in the air. cheech went to the door and put her key in the lock and it didn't work. she tried a different door. well, long story longer, none of the locks accepted her keys anymore and when she went to the bank- her name was off the accounts. then she couldn't authorize the voice mail (for shits sake) and she had not a clue as to what was going on. the fat fucker mike from virginia was back in town- and he just got run off a few months ago. he'd brought a 'secret' safe in the office and had the only key and combination and when big man jimmy got there he cornered the fat fucker mike and made him open it and didn't like what he saw inside the 'secret' safe and chased him out right on the spot. well, big man jimmy is out of the country right now and has no idea what is going on, but that fat fucker mike took it upon himself to fire all upper management at work, and that is driving all of us peon workers mad. everyone says it ain't over yet and not to get used to the fat fucker mike. i wont. because i quit. fat fucker mike can suck my dick. ima wait til big man jimmy comes back and kicks his stupid ass. omfg.