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dear on my carpet diary,

mayonnaise on my rug on my carpet looks rather nice when it is fresh- before it turns yellow. i am hoping one of the dogs will get to it before that happens. breakfast- get on out of here. the lines down the middle run so deep, but lines just the same. i don't know where he's at- he said he would be here and never showed up. he does that often you know. i have a hard time believing in someone who does that. i have a hard time believing in someone who seems so air headed and flighty. maybe that is why people have such a hard time believing in me. well, you and i know it all goes back to the old adage, you get what you pay for and low and behold, being piny and dumb is a big part of my act and has brought me a long way in life. my leg muscles hurt more everyday, more today than yesterday and i haven't lifted a dick in ten months. if i had the sheriff on my payroll my freak circle would be complete. it's a very big day tomorrow, everyday is a big day. if someone gets upset with me- i'll have them write a letter to my congressman- who wont give forty fucks either.