October 18, 2011

double feature (rescue kits available NOW)

dear smart choices diary,

a free information kit is just what everyone needs to illicit new and dedicated partners in crime, or customers- whichever you prefer to call them. what you need to include in the kit is solely up to the provider, or solicitor. i would prolly include a demonstration video of some sort, a projection outline of the duties verses the responsibilities of all parties involved, and maybe a grievance form for any dispute resolution. my information kit would surly attract new business ventures because it would come packaged wrapped in a portable sex mat sized towel as a free complimentary gift for considering my information. i also believe putting dan fogelburg's image on the front of every kit would be an amazing iconic feature, which could also produce aphrodisiac like effects to many.

in your eyes (the light the heat)