dear dustbuster diary,
i'm kind of tired sleeping in a bed full of dirt, but not tired enough to do anything about it, so i'll complain about it here and not say a word elsewhere. i just kinda flick the dirt over to the other side of the bed and roll my face to the cleaner less dirt having side and hope for the best. i use to change my sheets every day, but i don't do that anymore. i figure the dirt my bed gets to see these days is the cleanest dirt there is and i'm not ashamed of this kind of dirt, so i sleep in it. the mud protects me anyway, i figure, from the slime. if ida had mud in my bed all that time before, who knows how much slime i could have kept off of me- back then. but no, i had to change my sheets and try to impress somebody who couldn't leave their own impression.
i'm kind of tired sleeping in a bed full of dirt, but not tired enough to do anything about it, so i'll complain about it here and not say a word elsewhere. i just kinda flick the dirt over to the other side of the bed and roll my face to the cleaner less dirt having side and hope for the best. i use to change my sheets every day, but i don't do that anymore. i figure the dirt my bed gets to see these days is the cleanest dirt there is and i'm not ashamed of this kind of dirt, so i sleep in it. the mud protects me anyway, i figure, from the slime. if ida had mud in my bed all that time before, who knows how much slime i could have kept off of me- back then. but no, i had to change my sheets and try to impress somebody who couldn't leave their own impression.
