dear misadventure diary,
when you fart and your ass cheeks flap together and make a noise heard across a parking lot and you're proud, i'm leaving quicker than before i heard that shit cuz i don't want to smell it. i don't have much else to say about my safe day except, the chinese food was good, the new bras fit great and i like my new socks. i getta sleep in half a day tomorrow and then i have to get my ass up and down the road again.
when you fart and your ass cheeks flap together and make a noise heard across a parking lot and you're proud, i'm leaving quicker than before i heard that shit cuz i don't want to smell it. i don't have much else to say about my safe day except, the chinese food was good, the new bras fit great and i like my new socks. i getta sleep in half a day tomorrow and then i have to get my ass up and down the road again.
