dear return of the retarded whores diary,
whores never really go away, we just make our rounds. while i may no longer make house calls, i know others who still will. appointments are necessary to ensure proper quality service in my field of business. plus, we want to spend as much time as our clients need to enjoy the satisfaction only a really retarded whore can give. it's our duty to take the whore out of horrifying when getting the smallest of units or the biggest imperfections, we make everyone feel like a genuine porn star. i know how happy it makes me when my special friend can blow his wad in 2.5 seconds and if you need to head on out the door honey- i can assure you- i wont be offended. but for those times you want to cuddle, or if you need someone to sprinkle baby powder on your ass and swollen balls, i've got another girl for you.
whores never really go away, we just make our rounds. while i may no longer make house calls, i know others who still will. appointments are necessary to ensure proper quality service in my field of business. plus, we want to spend as much time as our clients need to enjoy the satisfaction only a really retarded whore can give. it's our duty to take the whore out of horrifying when getting the smallest of units or the biggest imperfections, we make everyone feel like a genuine porn star. i know how happy it makes me when my special friend can blow his wad in 2.5 seconds and if you need to head on out the door honey- i can assure you- i wont be offended. but for those times you want to cuddle, or if you need someone to sprinkle baby powder on your ass and swollen balls, i've got another girl for you.
