dear great water diary,
thinking about a bath got me to the point where i decided it was time to try and stay awake for a shower. my eye hurts anyway. easy does it whore- thinking can be hard and tylenol helps, as does an icepack for the swelling and a pillow over my head, but still, wet hair and the window open tonight may not be wise. i rubbed dick cream all over the grump's area tonight and he feels so much better. i don't know why he gets that rash every year around this time and all the vet can say is 'allergies' and the poor fella is so miserable. he loves the attention and spreads his legs so wide- i almost wonder sometimes if he's getting into something on purpose. let me just tell everyone now, the breathe right strips don't do shit for a snoring dog. i just gently kick mine in the head, whichever one is closest.
thinking about a bath got me to the point where i decided it was time to try and stay awake for a shower. my eye hurts anyway. easy does it whore- thinking can be hard and tylenol helps, as does an icepack for the swelling and a pillow over my head, but still, wet hair and the window open tonight may not be wise. i rubbed dick cream all over the grump's area tonight and he feels so much better. i don't know why he gets that rash every year around this time and all the vet can say is 'allergies' and the poor fella is so miserable. he loves the attention and spreads his legs so wide- i almost wonder sometimes if he's getting into something on purpose. let me just tell everyone now, the breathe right strips don't do shit for a snoring dog. i just gently kick mine in the head, whichever one is closest.
