dear pulling the couch out diary,
i think i hid money under the couch. i do that sometimes. it is another trick i play on myself. i call it hide and go seek out the money. it sounds stupid, but when you sleep as much as i have to- it becomes easy to lose shit. i lost my car once. everyone says they lose their car- but i really lost mine. i lose my keys all the time. that's why i don't drive. when i do drive- i always always park in the same damned spot. six other people have keys to my car. ima move the couch out in a few minutes cuz i just know i put some cash under there and i want it. i know where i stashed a hundred bucks at, but ima leave that where its at. i don't need that much for what i want. i think there should be a fat fifty under here yet. ima grab that on the way to work tonight and have me a little extra fun. it is always fun to have extra, and i like to have extra fun.
i think i hid money under the couch. i do that sometimes. it is another trick i play on myself. i call it hide and go seek out the money. it sounds stupid, but when you sleep as much as i have to- it becomes easy to lose shit. i lost my car once. everyone says they lose their car- but i really lost mine. i lose my keys all the time. that's why i don't drive. when i do drive- i always always park in the same damned spot. six other people have keys to my car. ima move the couch out in a few minutes cuz i just know i put some cash under there and i want it. i know where i stashed a hundred bucks at, but ima leave that where its at. i don't need that much for what i want. i think there should be a fat fifty under here yet. ima grab that on the way to work tonight and have me a little extra fun. it is always fun to have extra, and i like to have extra fun.