March 10, 2011

lady becky

dear elmer's glue diary,

that is what my body smells like today. because that is what my becky girl smells like on her chest. my head was on her chest most of the morning. she has a nice wide chest. my head fits perfectly in there and i hear her heart beating and it is so loud and sweet. you know, if ida found becky before i had my kids- in all honesty- i may not have had children. she gives me THAT much love. every need i have is met through her- every need but sexual. yesterday morning she screamed at me, i laughed, she has NEVER raised her voice at me like that. she said, "OUT," and i said, "OKAY THEN," and we went. i can tell when she understands me- her eyebrows go up. i can tell when she doesn't- her head goes to the side- just so. i think she was lady diana in her former life. she had to be royalty. she knows to many special things. it is the way she sits too- dead giveaway. i have never had a polite dog with manners. but then- i've never lived with anything other than pigs.