dear i have always wondered these things that bothered me and just never had anybody to talk to about it until now and i feel comfortable finally after 491 posts diary,
so, high there. it is night time and dark outside and i think the perfect time to talk about things that are embarrassing to people and i really don't want to shine a light on anyone so i thought maybe now would be the perfect time to say that SHITTING IN PUBLIC IS UNACCEPTABLE AND IS SOMETHING EVERYONE SHOULD DO IN THE PRIVACY OF THEIR OWN FUCKING HOME- thank you- because every time i need to pee- i just cant believe how gawd awful the bathroom smells. i am absolutely concerned for the shitters health- so much so- when i was at the doctors office last time i stole 265 stool sample cups and left them at my work place. i know someone shitting in the women's restroom on sunday evening has ASS CANCER. between you and me- i will die before i shit in public- or at your house. i wont shit if i come for a visit- what if your fucking toilet broke down- not on MY fucking turd it wont. you best buhuhlieve that. i will and must confess however, on january 2, 1995 at or around 10:30AM i couldn't hold it anymore. we were in florida- at disneyworld- at the bathrooms closest to the front gate. i shit THE biggest turd i have ever shit in my entire fucking life. i guess i am sayin, emergencys happen- but mine sure didn't stink.
so, high there. it is night time and dark outside and i think the perfect time to talk about things that are embarrassing to people and i really don't want to shine a light on anyone so i thought maybe now would be the perfect time to say that SHITTING IN PUBLIC IS UNACCEPTABLE AND IS SOMETHING EVERYONE SHOULD DO IN THE PRIVACY OF THEIR OWN FUCKING HOME- thank you- because every time i need to pee- i just cant believe how gawd awful the bathroom smells. i am absolutely concerned for the shitters health- so much so- when i was at the doctors office last time i stole 265 stool sample cups and left them at my work place. i know someone shitting in the women's restroom on sunday evening has ASS CANCER. between you and me- i will die before i shit in public- or at your house. i wont shit if i come for a visit- what if your fucking toilet broke down- not on MY fucking turd it wont. you best buhuhlieve that. i will and must confess however, on january 2, 1995 at or around 10:30AM i couldn't hold it anymore. we were in florida- at disneyworld- at the bathrooms closest to the front gate. i shit THE biggest turd i have ever shit in my entire fucking life. i guess i am sayin, emergencys happen- but mine sure didn't stink.